Totally off topic, but I don't care...

I just had to congratulate my sister and my bro-in-law on their twin boys: Sebastian and Benjamin. They're so freakin' cute... er... uh... I mean they're handsome and manly. Note to my nephews (assuming they can read at 3 days old): Now that I'm living with your parents, I'll take it upon myself to school you in everything comic book related. You two will be thoroughly versed in the Batman mythos, will be able to recite the Green Lantern oath by heart, and will know the importance of obtaining the Anti-Life Equation. Trust me, that's the easy stuff.